Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas. - Kinky Friedman quotes

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

Author: Kinky Friedman

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There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

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