Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

There are two kinds of people in the world Ms. Lane: those who survive no matter the cost and those who are walking victims.

Truth hurts. But lies can kill.

Her absence in my life was so painful that it was a presence.

When he kisses me again, the last part of me that could stand myself dies.

Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.

She's thirteen. Time will remedy that.

It's not my fault who I am. The only think that's my fault is what I choose to do

He didn't just kiss, he claimed ownership. Took her mouth with urgency, as if his life depended on his kissing her.

Mac." He said my name and laughed. "What a name for something like you. Mac.