Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

Kurt Vonnegut

Man is not by nature a tyrant, but becomes a tyrant by power conferred on him.

Man is not by nature a tyrant, but becomes a tyrant by power conferred on him.

The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband.

The legal theory is, that marriage makes the husband and wife one person, and that person is the husband.

Truth for authority, not authority for truth.

Truth for authority, not authority for truth.

Any great change must expect opposition, because it shakes the very foundation of privilege.

Any great change must expect opposition, because it shakes the very foundation of privilege.

The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable.

The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable.

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.

Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said, ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this woman for the next forty years?'' That's how to pick a wife.

Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said, ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this woman for the next forty years?'' That's how to pick a wife.

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.

Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.

Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.

And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.

And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.

Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.

Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.

Hate, in the long run, is about as nourishing as cyanide.

Hate, in the long run, is about as nourishing as cyanide.

Well here you are, there it is, THIS is what it's all about.

Well here you are, there it is, THIS is what it's all about.

Science is magic that works.

Science is magic that works.

Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow.

Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow.

The secret to success in any human endeavor is total concentration.

The secret to success in any human endeavor is total concentration.