Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum. - Kurt Vonnegut quotes

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

Author: Kurt Vonnegut

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As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.

As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.

Everything is nothing, with a twist.

Everything is nothing, with a twist.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.

And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.

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