It's a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.

As stupid and vicious as men are, this is a lovely day.

Everything is nothing, with a twist.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

I had a mink, and I had money and I was miserable.

According to God, the One who designed and instituted marriage, love is a choice. It’s a matter of obedience, not emotion.

Why should I ever resist any delay or disapointment, any affliction or oppression or humiliation - when I know God will use it in my life to make me like Jesus and to prepare me for heaven?

Really, then, our problem is not weakness, but independence! And in covenant, you die to independent living.

When life is difficult, God wants us to have faith that trust and wait.

God is in control and therefore in everything I can give thanks.

You can be defeated by life's unavoidable disappointments, or you can become stronger because of them.

Love has its source in God, for love is the very essence of His being.