Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.

Having fun is not a diversion from a successful life; it is the pathway to it.

Your life follows your attention. Wherever you look, you end up going.

When you do the thing you fear, the thing loses its power to scare.

There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.

What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.

Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people."

You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.

There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused.

I'm slower and some days are better than others, but I'm a fighter.