The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

Richard Pryor

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.

I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet.

I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet.

You don't get to be old bein' no fool.

You don't get to be old bein' no fool.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.

When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!

When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

True worship doesn't keep looking at its watch.

True worship doesn't keep looking at its watch.

When Jesus wanted to explain to his disciples what his death was all about, he didn't give them a theory, he gave them a meal.

When Jesus wanted to explain to his disciples what his death was all about, he didn't give them a theory, he gave them a meal.

Logic cannot comprehend love; so much the worse for logic.

Logic cannot comprehend love; so much the worse for logic.

Justice never means

Justice never means "treating everybody the same way", but "treating people appropriately".

When we begin to glimpse the reality of God, the natural reaction is to worship him. Not to have that reaction is a fairly sure sign that we haven't yet really understood who he is or what he's done.

When we begin to glimpse the reality of God, the natural reaction is to worship him. Not to have that reaction is a fairly sure sign that we haven't yet really understood who he is or what he's done.

The Bible is there to enable God's people to be equipped to do God's work in God's world, not to give them an excuse to sit back smugly, knowing they possess all God's truth.

The Bible is there to enable God's people to be equipped to do God's work in God's world, not to give them an excuse to sit back smugly, knowing they possess all God's truth.

Worship is humble and glad, worship forgets itself in remembering God; worship celebrates the truth as God's truth, not its own.

Worship is humble and glad, worship forgets itself in remembering God; worship celebrates the truth as God's truth, not its own.