I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. - Bette Midler quotes

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

Author: Bette Midler

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Bette Midler Quotes - Total contentment is only for cows.

Total contentment is only for cows.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

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Bette Midler Quotes - Self-esteem is something you have to earn!

Self-esteem is something you have to earn!

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you're not.

You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you're not.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.

Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.

Author: Bette Midler

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