I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. - Bette Midler quotes

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Author: Bette Midler

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Bette Midler Quotes - A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.

Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

Author: Bette Midler

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