Author: Bette Midler
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Good Night Messages for Wife
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.
Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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