My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler quotes

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Author: Bette Midler

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Bette Midler Quotes - I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Author: Bette Midler

Bette Midler Quotes - If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.

If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.

Author: Bette Midler

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