Author: Bette Midler
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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