People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

Enough about me. What do you think about me?

I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cause you're really a yawn if it goes.

If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much more manageable.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful.

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

I always want to have more dancers in my company.

My feelings about myself have been terrible.

Lena Horne is the sweetest and most adorable woman in the world.

My lasting impression of Truman Capote is that he was a terribly gentle, terribly sensitive, and terribly sad man.

It will take very sophisticated marketing to achieve our aim of bringing more black people into the theater.