I go through life like a Karate Kid.

I go through life like a Karate Kid.

Britney Spears

I think God has plans for everyone, and I'm just thankful this is his plan for me.

I think God has plans for everyone, and I'm just thankful this is his plan for me.

I don't like defining myself. I just am.

I don't like defining myself. I just am.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

I'm rich, freakin' rich. It's crazy.

I'm rich, freakin' rich. It's crazy.

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

Sometimes it's our secrets that define us.

Sometimes it's our secrets that define us.

Love is love! People should be able to do whatever makes them happy!

Love is love! People should be able to do whatever makes them happy!

No matter what you do, at the end of the day you can't please everybody. I'm not hear to please.

No matter what you do, at the end of the day you can't please everybody. I'm not hear to please.

Success is sometimes harder than failure, because when you are successful, people expect so much more out of you.

Success is sometimes harder than failure, because when you are successful, people expect so much more out of you.

I can't go anywhere without someone judging me.

I can't go anywhere without someone judging me.

You'll never see it my way, because you're not me!

You'll never see it my way, because you're not me!

Women complicate everything.

Women complicate everything.

Be fearless in your choices and don't be afraid to be yourself!

Be fearless in your choices and don't be afraid to be yourself!

I rely on Taegan Goddard's Political Wire for straight, fair political news, he gets right to the point. It's an eagerly anticipated part of my news reading.

I rely on Taegan Goddard's Political Wire for straight, fair political news, he gets right to the point. It's an eagerly anticipated part of my news reading.

Milestones aren't what I think about much.

Milestones aren't what I think about much.

The country is in some trouble, because the media, which is supposed to provide a check and balance on government, has decided to stop doing that as a collective entity.

The country is in some trouble, because the media, which is supposed to provide a check and balance on government, has decided to stop doing that as a collective entity.

Okay, I'm not in the news business, and I'm not going to tell anyone how to do their job. However, it'd be good to have news reporting that I could trust again, and there's evidence that fact-checking is an idea whose time has come.

Okay, I'm not in the news business, and I'm not going to tell anyone how to do their job. However, it'd be good to have news reporting that I could trust again, and there's evidence that fact-checking is an idea whose time has come.

I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.

I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.