I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.