My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.

Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?

I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.