The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.

I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.

Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.

All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.

I just don’t want to get hit, that’s all. I want to win without getting hit.

Mike Tyson’s a great boxer. The greatest boxer - but boxer. Not the best fighter.

My strategy is not to give them a chance to hit me.

I'm not part of the history, I am the history.

The losses are good... if you learn something.