I just don’t want to get hit, that’s all. I want to win without getting hit.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.

Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.

All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.

Mike Tyson’s a great boxer. The greatest boxer - but boxer. Not the best fighter.

My strategy is not to give them a chance to hit me.

I'm not part of the history, I am the history.

The losses are good... if you learn something.

The idea of jiu-jitsu is to give the little guy a chance to beat the big guy.

You win the fight in the training camp, not on the day of the fight.

You put the Devil on the other side, and I will come to fight.

A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest.

Talented people without discipline don't go anywhere.