That's the easiest 69 I ever made.

Alcoholism is a well documented pathological reaction to unresolved grief.

Life has a strange way of working itself out

I think the future is whatever I'm willing to make it.

Enjoy the experience, don't just experience the experience

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.

The course is playing the players instead of the players playing the course.

I don't want to be a millionaire; just live like one.

Hurry up Gene, I got a date tonight.

There is no tragedy in missing a putt, no matter how short. All have erred in this respect.

It is the addition of strangeness to beauty that constitutes the romantic character in art.

Here Eddie, hold the flag while I putt out.

Don't forget to stop and smell the roses.

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

He may have gone to bed three hours ago, but he knows who he is playing. You can rest assured that he hasn't slept a wink.

My dear, did you ever stop to think what a wonderful bunker you would make?

Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.

Which one of you is going to be runner-up?

I never wanted to be a millionaire. I just wanted to live like one.