He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father.

He die one day, and then he go above of my head to live with your father." He weared the long hair, and after he died, the first day he come back here for to say hello to the peoples." He nice, the Jesus.

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Benjamin Rush Quotes - The Bible contains more knowledge necessary to man in his present state than any other book in the world.

The Bible contains more knowledge necessary to man in his present state than any other book in the world.

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Benjamin Rush Quotes - Freedom can exist only in the society of knowledge. Without learning, men are incapable of knowing their rights.

Freedom can exist only in the society of knowledge. Without learning, men are incapable of knowing their rights.

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David Sedaris Quotes - Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.

Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.

I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.

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David Sedaris Quotes - I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.

This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.

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