Author: David Sedaris
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Happy New Year Wishes
This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you're in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can't be thought of as cute.
I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn't like it, and changed.
We can't profess love without talking through hand puppets.
What I really hated, of course, was my mind. There must have been an off switch somewhere, but I was damned if I could find it.
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