Author: David Sedaris
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Romantic Happy New Year Messages
Happy New Year Wishes
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you're in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can't be thought of as cute.
I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.
We can't profess love without talking through hand puppets.
What I really hated, of course, was my mind. There must have been an off switch somewhere, but I was damned if I could find it.
I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
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Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
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Birthday Messages for Friends
