Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it. - David Sedaris quotes

Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.

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David Sedaris Quotes - We can't profess love without talking through hand puppets.

We can't profess love without talking through hand puppets.

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David Sedaris Quotes - What I really hated, of course, was my mind. There must have been an off switch somewhere, but I was damned if I could find it.

What I really hated, of course, was my mind. There must have been an off switch somewhere, but I was damned if I could find it.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.

I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.

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David Sedaris Quotes - Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.

Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.

Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.

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David Sedaris Quotes - A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.

A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.

Author: David Sedaris

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