Author: David Sedaris
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I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.
Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.
A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?
Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.
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