Author: David Sedaris
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.
A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?
You can't brace yourself for famine if you've never known hunger.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.
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