If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever. - David Sedaris quotes

If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

Author: David Sedaris

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David Sedaris Quotes - Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - You can't brace yourself for famine if you've never known hunger.

You can't brace yourself for famine if you've never known hunger.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.

Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.

All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

Author: David Sedaris

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