Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it. - David Sedaris quotes

Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.

Author: David Sedaris

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David Sedaris Quotes - Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.

Their house had real hardcover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.

All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.

As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

Author: David Sedaris

David Sedaris Quotes - Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

Author: David Sedaris

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