Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony.

I think that everything happens for a reason, everything happens when it's going to happen.

You can't beat two guitars, bass, and drums.

Any human being should have a tolerance for anybody.

You know the expression 'God protects fools and drunks'? I qualify for both.

When you pass through the fire, you pass through humble.

That's why I survived because I still believe I've got something to say.

My week beats your year.

Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

It's the music that kept us all intact, kept us from going crazy.

There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.

One chord is fine. Two chords are pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz.

Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

Take a walk on the wild side.

You've gotta blow the roof off of your heart and let the universe in.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

I don't work well outside the lines; my report card once read, "doesn't play well with others."

Guys will take one pair of jeans, five T-shirts and three pair of socks and that'll get you by for 10 weeks.

If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.