If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.

Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony.

There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.

One chord is fine. Two chords are pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz.

Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

Take a walk on the wild side.

You've gotta blow the roof off of your heart and let the universe in.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

I don't work well outside the lines; my report card once read, "doesn't play well with others."

Guys will take one pair of jeans, five T-shirts and three pair of socks and that'll get you by for 10 weeks.

I don´t know where I´m going, only God knows where I´ve been.

I like progress but I hate change.

I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet

Passion, not pedigree, will win in the end.

Time, ain't nothin, but time. It's a verse with no rhyme, and it all comes down to you.

My health and my family are the core of my being.

If people have to tell you how successful they are, they really aren't that successful.

You better stand tall when they're calling you out, don't bend, don't break, and don't back down!

When the World Gets in my Face I say, Have a Nice Day.