Be prepared for truth at all hours and in the most fantastic disguises. This is the only safety.

Peace doesn't come from finding a lake with no storms. It comes from having Jesus in the boat.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Beware of the conversationalist who adds "in other words." He is merely starting afresh.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Happiness is surely the best teacher of good manners: only the unhappy are churlish in deportment.

Religion is an attempt, a noble attempt, to suggest in human terms more-than-human realities.

Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late...?

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman to come up the yard.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

What is the virtue and service of a book? Only to help me live less gingerly and shabbily.