I like to do things sort of intuitively, I think.

Everything, I think, about acting is based on imagination.

As a kid, I was told to talk as much as possible.

I mean, I sing. But I don't think I'm a good enough singer to do any kind of musical.

I just want to be married, or just engaged. Basically, I just want a ring. And the tax break.

I won't swim in a pool by myself, because I think that somehow a little magic door is going to open up and let a shark out.

The whole growing-up process seems to have eluded me

I was a big sci-fi fantasy geek when I was younger... secretly, in my room.

I mean, I don't like anyone who likes themselves too much.

I like the way my own feet smell. I love to smell my sneakers when I take them off.

Remember who you are. It's really okay to be who you are.

I think I am naturally attracted to things that are a little bit out of this world.

Any obsession is dangerous.

My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.