While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen quotes

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

Author: Tim Allen

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Christina Ricci Quotes - Any obsession is dangerous.

Any obsession is dangerous.

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Tim Allen Quotes - My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

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Tim Allen Quotes - I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

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Tim Allen Quotes - I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

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Tim Allen Quotes - Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

Author: Tim Allen

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