Author: Tim Allen
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
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I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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