Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves. - Tim Allen quotes

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

Author: Tim Allen

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Tim Allen Quotes - I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

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Tim Allen Quotes - In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

Author: Tim Allen

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