Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. - Tim Allen quotes

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

Author: Tim Allen

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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

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