Author: Tim Allen
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
