Author: Tim Allen
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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