They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen quotes

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

Author: Tim Allen

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Tim Allen Quotes - Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

Author: Tim Allen

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