Author: Tim Allen
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
