Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver? - Tim Allen quotes

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

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Tim Allen Quotes - My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

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Tim Allen Quotes - The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

Author: Tim Allen

Tim Allen Quotes - Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.

Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.

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Tim Allen Quotes - Man is the only animal to borrow tools.

Man is the only animal to borrow tools.

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Tim Allen Quotes - If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.

If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.

Author: Tim Allen

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