Author: Tim Allen
See all Tim Allen Quotes
Good Night Messages for Wife
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
