A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.

Man is the only animal to borrow tools.

If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

There are some concrete ways to create a winning attitude. But nothing beats practicing it. When you prepare to win, belief comes easily.

Winners are not born, they are self-made.

Belief in yourself is what happens when you know you've done the thing things that entitle you to success.

Most people get excited about games, but I've got to be excited about practice, because that's my classroom.

In order to grow, you must accept new responsibilities, no matter how uncertain you may feel or how unprepared you are to deal with them.

Silence is a form of communication, too. Sometimes less is more.