Author: Jim Gaffigan
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.
The surest way to lose sight of who you are is to constantly compare yourself to others.
There are no failures - just experiences and your reactions to them
Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."
Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.
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