Author: Jim Gaffigan
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There are no failures - just experiences and your reactions to them
Author: Tom Krause
I like to think of bread as really bland cake.
Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."
Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.
It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.
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