Author: Jim Gaffigan
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
Once you put bacon into a salad it's no longer a salad, it just becomes a game of find the bacon in the lettuce. It's like you're panning for gold, hmmmmm, EUREKA!
One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.
You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a big fundraiser!'
Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate being alone.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
