Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew. - Jim Gaffigan quotes

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

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Jim Gaffigan Quotes - You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a big fundraiser!'

You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a big fundraiser!'

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Jim Gaffigan Quotes - When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

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Jim Gaffigan Quotes - Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?

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Jim Gaffigan Quotes - Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate being alone.

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate being alone.

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Jim Gaffigan Quotes - Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

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Jim Gaffigan Quotes - Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.

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