Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate being alone. - Jim Gaffigan quotes

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate being alone.

Author: Jim Gaffigan

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When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.

Before the tongue can speak, it must have lost the power to wound.

Before the tongue can speak, it must have lost the power to wound.

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