Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend. - Jim Gaffigan quotes

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Author: Jim Gaffigan

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Jim Gaffigan Quotes - Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?

Author: Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan Quotes - Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

Author: Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan Quotes - Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate being alone.

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate being alone.

Author: Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan Quotes - Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.

Author: Jim Gaffigan

Peace Pilgrim Quotes - Before the tongue can speak, it must have lost the power to wound.

Before the tongue can speak, it must have lost the power to wound.

Author: Peace Pilgrim

Peace Pilgrim Quotes - Praying without ceasing is not ritualized, nor are there even words. It is a constant state of awareness of oneness with God.

Praying without ceasing is not ritualized, nor are there even words. It is a constant state of awareness of oneness with God.

Author: Peace Pilgrim

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