It isn't enough just to do right things and say right things, you must also think right things before your life can come into harmony.

You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a big fundraiser!'

When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause.

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?

Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate being alone.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.

Before the tongue can speak, it must have lost the power to wound.

Praying without ceasing is not ritualized, nor are there even words. It is a constant state of awareness of oneness with God.

What we usually call human evolution is the awakening of the divine nature within us.

We spend a great deal of time telling God what we think should be done, and not enough time waiting in the stillness for God to tell us what to do.

The simplification of life is one of the steps to inner peace. A persistent simplification will create an inner and outer well-being that places harmony in one's life.

Life is a series of tests; but if you pass your tests, you look back upon them as good experiences.

I believe that the means you use will determine the end you receive.

If we fear nothing and radiate love, we can expect good things to come.

Ultimate peace begins within; when we find peace within there will be no more conflict, nor more occasion for war.

Worry is a useless mulling over of things we cannot change.

For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections.