Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

Lana Turner

There is great freedom in simplicity of living.

There is great freedom in simplicity of living.

When love fills your life all limitations are gone. The medicine this sick world needs so badly is love.

When love fills your life all limitations are gone. The medicine this sick world needs so badly is love.

A life without problems would be a barren existence, without the opportunity for spiritual growth.

A life without problems would be a barren existence, without the opportunity for spiritual growth.

The fear habit is very detrimental because you attract the things you fear. If we have any fear we need to get rid of it.

The fear habit is very detrimental because you attract the things you fear. If we have any fear we need to get rid of it.

My appointed work is to awaken the divine nature that is within.

My appointed work is to awaken the divine nature that is within.

The way of peace is the way of love. Love is the greatest power on earth. It conquers all things.

The way of peace is the way of love. Love is the greatest power on earth. It conquers all things.

Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you.

Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you.

If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.

If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.

The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.

The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.

I've always loved a challenge.

I've always loved a challenge.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

Trash is something you get rid of - or disease. I'm not something you get rid of.

Trash is something you get rid of - or disease. I'm not something you get rid of.

Fame is one thing, notoriety is another.

Fame is one thing, notoriety is another.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.