I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

The way of peace is the way of love. Love is the greatest power on earth. It conquers all things.

Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you.

If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.

The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

I've always loved a challenge.

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

Trash is something you get rid of - or disease. I'm not something you get rid of.

Fame is one thing, notoriety is another.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I like to write about wherever I happen to be.

I have decided long ago that my songs and ballads would not get the hugs and kisses of the capitalistic experts.