If you want to learn something, just steal it.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I like to write about wherever I happen to be.

I have decided long ago that my songs and ballads would not get the hugs and kisses of the capitalistic experts.

If you walk across my camera I will flash the world your story.

It's round the world I've traveled; it's round the world I've roamed; but I've yet to see an outlaw drive a family from its home

One bright sunny morning in the shadow of the steeple, by the Relief Office, I saw my people - As they stood hungry, I stood there wondering if God blessed America for me.

Left wing. Right wing. Chicken wing.

Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.

If you play more than two chords, you're showing off.

The words are the important thing. Don't worry about tunes. Take a tune, sing high when they sing low, sing fast when they sing slow, and you've got a new tune.

Now as through this world I ramble, I see lots of funny men, Some rob you with a six gun, And some with a fountain pen.

All you can write is what you see.

Let me be known as just the man that told you something you already knew.