Author: Kelly Ripa
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
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If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
I had a picture-perfect childhood.
It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now.
I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously.
Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.
I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."
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